I wanted to have @littleshiva do cover art for me for "I See Rude People" -- me as "Attack of the 50-Foot Woman" -- but the publisher wouldn't go for it. (It's more accurate than most would assume - at least in appliance destruction!)
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Hahaha! I feel better. I thought I was cursed. Now I see it's clearly an absentminded genius thing.
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I'm liking the way you put that!
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Stuff had it coming. It should've known better than to get in your way.
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I can juggle, spin fire, walk a slack-rope, ride a unicycle. No worries. I can also cause serious damage to myself by walking down a hallway. /me points to left ribs which were broken by walking into a wall whilst not juggling
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Well that's a bit ominous.
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