The child has a long history of picking friends who completely fail to appreciate my culinary efforts on their behalves. Philistines, the lot of them.https://twitter.com/HPluckrose/status/762711945489383424 …
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Child's friend: Did you make it?
Me: (Proudly) I did!
CF: (Very politely) No, thank you.
Me: 