You’ll have to pry my high heels, flat iron, makeup, and perfume collection out of my cold dead hands. I’m usually pretty casual, but I clean up well. 
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Replying to @mjaeckel
I used to spend a lot on clothes when I was slim and intend to do so when I am again! It's fun, ffs!
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I agree. I love fashion magazines and a good clearance sale makes me giddy.
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Replying to @mjaeckel @HPluckrose
Fashion magazines?!
Men and women just don’t live on the same planet
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
Nothing beats learning about new ways to wear white shirts. And knowing the difference between red lipstick with a blue or orange undertone really matters.
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Things you will never hear a man say: "I'm sorry that blue undertone in your lipstick just doesn't do it for me."
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Oh, you might hear it from a man, but I can assure you that he won’t be heterosexual.
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Male response to the question "What do you think of the colour of this lipstick?", "Hmmm I didn't think you were wearing any." (disclaimer hetero)
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Replying to @DewiSilures @mjaeckel and
"Err Wait! Yes it looks wonderful, nice choice" lmao
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Replying to @DewiSilures @mjaeckel and
And if Helen is out flashing in her raincoat we don't give a damn whether her wellies are muddy. lmao
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:-o
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