Well, it seems I can sleep for 8 hours in every 24 and wake up refreshed and energised and headache free but only if I do this from 5AM to 1PM. This is not practical. I have a child to see off to school and doggies to walk & appointments and shit.
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So now I am 5 HOURS LATE on starting my daily work schedule but have received a message that I need to check whatsapp which means I have to waste more time trying to find my phone which I can't just call because it's out of charge coz I don't charge it coz I hate phones.
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OK, so I have found my phone but this has led me to instructions on setting up accounts and doing various tech stuff so:pic.twitter.com/94ieiW9ZCF
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Note to self. Don't message physicist friends at work to whine abt this. Him: "Excuse me while I interrupt my programming of a quantum mechanics simulation in 100s of dimensions to sympathise with you about having to type in a password every so often."
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OK, OK. Time to stop moaning about how much I have to do and how late I am getting started and actually do it. See you all later.
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If it’s android, or Apple.... you can use an app from the co outer to make it make a noise (if you lost it in the house) or show its location on a map.
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What is a co-outer? And it has no charge. And wouldn't it just show me its in the house somewhere which I know?
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Sorry, typo. Computer. Find my phone will give you last location, assuming it was turned on on the phone. Not sure about android versions.
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Bought a phone this week, it was faulty right out of the box ffs!

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Use landline to call your mobile. Problems solved. No need to be a grown up.
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