Anyway, I'm not here. Nope. Figment of your imagination. Still off Twitter and working hard.
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Here lies Monica She was going to attempt to be respectable today and not have any orgasms. Oh.
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“Here lies Marlene Jaeckel. She was pretty.” Really, predictive text? You mean my hair or makeup... Oh, right, I guess I should be insulted.

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"Here lies Stephen. He was apparently pretty straight forward and I don't wish to antagonize." What the hell does THAT mean?

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"Here lies George. He was a little bit and the day after the first time he had been there and he was in a shit bag of a movie about Catholic sexual abuse and his phone number is" Ok, that's enough of that!


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Here lies Trav Mamone. They were going on the road to get a ride home. My predictive text is weird.
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Here lies Nell. She was having fun.
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Here lies Nadim Jasani. He was a bit of a new one.
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