LOL. Presents have appeared under the tree for me, not only from the dogs and cat but also from the turtle and boa constrictor. It's great when your partner is as mad as you are!
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Replying to @HPluckrose
he had to squeeze one outta the boa,, the turtle was a lil slow...
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Replying to @BlackBeard20096
Dan, I am beginning to notice a distressing tendency towards Dad jokes from you. I have to warn you I have a zero tolerance policy about this... ;-)
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I believe you are mistaken. These are Dan jokes, far, far below the standard of dad jokes. They run on pun-tel usually g rated, sometimes magical Merry Christmas to you and yours! (which apparently includes a small exotic zoo) Dangalf
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