he had to squeeze one outta the boa,, the turtle was a lil slow...
-
-
-
Dan, I am beginning to notice a distressing tendency towards Dad jokes from you. I have to warn you I have a zero tolerance policy about this... ;-)
-
I believe you are mistaken. These are Dan jokes, far, far below the standard of dad jokes. They run on pun-tel usually g rated, sometimes magical Merry Christmas to you and yours! (which apparently includes a small exotic zoo) Dangalf
-
Merry Christmas!
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
You Turtle Claus/Santa Snek denier!
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
I wonder what kind of present the cat has for you....
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.