The husband's foul mood, caused by the disorder of cupboards - things are attacking me! (drama queen) - has been immeasurably improved by my stepping in a puddle of warm puppy urine. #Wanker
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We have a similar division of labour except that he is needed to move the furniture out for the pre-Christmas good clean.
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Sounds like you killed 2 birds with one stone on the cleaning bit. lol
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He did well to last as long as he did. https://twitter.com/bristolben/status/941003845827776512 …
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I remember once saying your life would do well as a comedy show. I still firmly believe this is the case.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z29p7m1CNcU …
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Choose a new name: http://www.prisonbitchname.com/
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Dave is the legitimate winner of the oppression olympics. Poor guy.
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Your husband is clearly a saint. Isn't il papa on the blower begging him to be beatified?
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i'll hashtag you frequently
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Can't be too bad as long as you're still allowed to twitter.
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