Can't help but notice that the (very few) men who tell me that women need to stay away from politics coz they don't get it & fuck everything up, really seem not to get politics & have vague, childish plans to fuck everything up.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
My political plan is to make bacon mandatory. Every fridge must contain it. Those with religious or so called "moral" reasons not to eat bacon may store said bacon in an opaque airtight container. Failure to have bacon in your house will be grounds for immediate incarceration.
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You can’t eat the last bit of bacon because then there will be no bacon in your fridge.
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Noooo!!!
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Thus encouraging people to keep track of the bacon. When stocks become low, replenish bacon. It's not rocket surgery!
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But what about the people who can't remember to stock the bacon? We need a national bacon service.
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From each according to their bacon, to each according to their bacon.
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Replying to @Joemanji84 @Zacnaloen and
At least we have found Helen a role in this brave new world: she can make the bacon sammiches.
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You never disappoint Helen
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