Woken up to hundreds of notifications but I'm going to have to skip them because I have just realised it's Christmas in four days and it's happening at my house & I have done almost nothing. We'll need food & presents & shit. No tweeting for me.
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My best friend tells me I approach Christmas like a man. She's been prepared since November. I am surrounded by domestic goddesses, actually. It would make me insecure except that they love me & organise me.
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I shall spend the next two hours writing detailed 'To Do' lists for my family members. This will ensure the Christmas spirit of seething resentment is properly stoked.
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OK, I will probably tweet about Christmas. No getting into political or theoretical arguments which go on forever tho. Nope. Not at all. Not biting. Can't make me. Won't. GTFO.
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Fortunately, the husband will be cooking the Christmas dinner due to my tendency to get distracted and forget I am cooking until reminded by the house filling up with smoke but this means everything else is on me.
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