Woken up to hundreds of notifications but I'm going to have to skip them because I have just realised it's Christmas in four days and it's happening at my house & I have done almost nothing. We'll need food & presents & shit. No tweeting for me.
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Fortunately, the husband will be cooking the Christmas dinner due to my tendency to get distracted and forget I am cooking until reminded by the house filling up with smoke but this means everything else is on me.
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You've got,what,four animals having their first Christmas? All you need to concern yourself with is telling them all about the baby Jesus.
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