Woken up to hundreds of notifications but I'm going to have to skip them because I have just realised it's Christmas in four days and it's happening at my house & I have done almost nothing. We'll need food & presents & shit. No tweeting for me.
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I shall spend the next two hours writing detailed 'To Do' lists for my family members. This will ensure the Christmas spirit of seething resentment is properly stoked.
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OK, I will probably tweet about Christmas. No getting into political or theoretical arguments which go on forever tho. Nope. Not at all. Not biting. Can't make me. Won't. GTFO.
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Fortunately, the husband will be cooking the Christmas dinner due to my tendency to get distracted and forget I am cooking until reminded by the house filling up with smoke but this means everything else is on me.
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That's 1 tweet after you said "no tweeting". I'm counting. Beware.
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I must prepare like a woman then, I do christmas shopping in November unless i'm struggling for specific people.
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You treat it like a man because of your internalised misogyny. Obviously
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For once this year, I had presents for all my family one week in advance. I just forgot that we don't make gifts this Christmas. Fml
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