My best friend tells me I approach Christmas like a man. She's been prepared since November. I am surrounded by domestic goddesses, actually. It would make me insecure except that they love me & organise me.
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I shall spend the next two hours writing detailed 'To Do' lists for my family members. This will ensure the Christmas spirit of seething resentment is properly stoked.
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OK, I will probably tweet about Christmas. No getting into political or theoretical arguments which go on forever tho. Nope. Not at all. Not biting. Can't make me. Won't. GTFO.
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Fortunately, the husband will be cooking the Christmas dinner due to my tendency to get distracted and forget I am cooking until reminded by the house filling up with smoke but this means everything else is on me.
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Ohhh. Right. That’s a thing, isn’t it?
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I’ve been absorbed in/distracted by late medieval parchment

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This is quite respectable. You can fall back on the 'I'm an endearingly, absent-minded medievalist who can't be expected to keep up with the bustle of the modern world' get out. Me, not so much.
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heh. Well, you can fall back on ‘engaged, passionate social commentator, who can’t be expected to ignore the political to-&-fro’
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Still, we’ve work to do (in 48 hrs, I’ll be on a plane to my brother’s
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the fifth word from the end. Wasn't sure if that came under food or presents?
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I will forgive you but only if you promise to prepare the Pot of Many Colours which, as we all know, contains only the finest of coffee. It is traditional, after all.
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Bet you can’t tweet one
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Just caught up on this...17 tweets later. Yes, SEVENTEEN! I counted ‘em Pluckrose!
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You know Helen, Father Christmas leaves coal for people who make those kinds of statements about not tweeting...
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I'm sorry but I think we should be your priority. See here is a cat.pic.twitter.com/aFmG1PNUDm
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Merppy Chrisaturhanyulemas!
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Take care and happy holidays! :3
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