Hopefully I didn’t exacerbate things with my earlier tweet. 
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It was indeed your blasphemy against tea which drove me to drink and you should feel remorse.
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I promise that I’ll find confession times at a local parish and do penance for my sin. Just as soon as I finish this cup of coffee.
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To quote Nabokov: “I’m sorry to have deceived you so much...” I love tea almost as much as coffee.
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Different kinds of black tea which you make into a beverage that looks like this? If not, you are not redeeming yourself!pic.twitter.com/8rzI9aXVnQ
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Earl Grey, Lady Grey, and a few others. I promise.

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Helen, you are always (well mostly!) patient - in the teeth of wilful misunderstanding and misrepresentation. Merry Christmas to you and yours! Gx
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Imma gonna join you with a glass of wine. Maybe two. I’ll give the rest a miss, though.
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Oh dear. Hope you're sitting down and don't have to drive. Cause it will take large quantities to drown this puppy.
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The wine is the only variable
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