Boyfriend loves suggesting I "obey" from time to time - because he knows how entirely futile that is!
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It’s funny. Good responses to these are: “Are you very attached to those balls?” “Don’t you have a lightbulb you need to change, somewhere?” “Get back in the garage.” Then laugh. Regular banter here.

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Three bad meals in a row and your man becomes a chef. You’re welcome!
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