No!!! It's a lie! OK, it isn't but I was seriously jetlagged! I only drank coffee on the occasion I didn't have time for 8 cups of tea! It was horrible.
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Replying to @HPluckrose @GodDoesnt and
resignation comes next. fatal admission, it's the end for teatalitarianism i will be all over the newspapers in the morning it was good fight, coffee reigns supreme, the
#CoffeeRebellions are over. We will be merciful. you can have a cup of tea, a monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY …3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes -
Replying to @Gil_Ant @GodDoesnt and
I do not recognise your victory. Tea continues to be sublime and coffee to be like turgid rat droppings.
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Replying to @HPluckrose @Gil_Ant and
Not sure how many varieties of rat droppings the average Brit consumes but your discerning palate for rodent faeces, whilst impressive, leads me to question the quality of your coffee and indeed your argument
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Oh shut up. Coffee bad. Tea good. Case closed.
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