.@BristolBen Helenism in your bio, it's not the Greek kind right? it's missing an L, did @HPluckrose start a movement or something? :) do the first 2 clauses involve mandatory tea and covert matriarchies?
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Replying to @Gil_Ant @HPluckrose
It’s spelt correctly and, yes, Helen is our Dear Leader and Enlightened Prophet. Yes, it involves Tea and Matriarchy but on the first point, I am a protestant. I have joined the Reformed Church of Helenism, along with other coffee drinkers.
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
I want to join that one! what's the process? it's online? no weird rituals I hope.... can have a holly war against teadists once every few years or it's frowned upon?
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Replying to @Gil_Ant @HPluckrose
A holy war is mandatory. You can’t have a proper schism without some bloodshed. We will be organising a pitched battle shortly, probably in the London area. We may lay siege to Helen’s house, depending on circumstance.
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Bad Helenists! Recant and I shall be merciful!
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