.@BristolBen Helenism in your bio, it's not the Greek kind right? it's missing an L, did @HPluckrose start a movement or something? :) do the first 2 clauses involve mandatory tea and covert matriarchies?
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dark forces arise, it's Mordor all over again. gather all the virtuous followers of the True Helenism
@BristolBen@premodernism@SlagOffTwits@MetaRantz#TheCoffeeResistancepic.twitter.com/62WI4LOd6B
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Who me? I'm afraid your holy tea water would burn my skin. Come to the Dark Roast side Helen... You know the Dark Roast Force is brewing in you, just under the surface, waiting to percolate through the thin veneer of tea... (puhhhh kehhhh puhhh kehhh)
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Plot twist! it's literally Gandalf the White coming for aid! Evil Teahelenism suffers a crushing blow.
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That's Dan-galf, I like my satire with a dash of anagram
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He certainly looks the part! A bishop’s frock would suit him like a glove

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You look like you could use a lil 'churching-up'https://youtu.be/zPGw1b5cFog
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