Just thought I take Nero for a walk and play a game of fetch the matriarchy boot. 

look mummy I do like you boot.pic.twitter.com/Pt8fQ0UnnW
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This is pay back for all the time the matriarchy has tormenting me.pic.twitter.com/wCQfp3PGlT
Well I’m relieved to see that there isn’t a severed leg in that boot. Things haven’t (yet) escalated that far. He’s still just a puppy though.
I think it would be more likely Helen would be cavorting with his severed leg in the matriarchal maw. #FreeNero
A moment of levity for a lifetime of chocolatelessness isn't a fair deal.
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