This will never happen.
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Will you also provide a tl;Dr version?
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Tea good. Coffee bad.
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If that's your conclusion, you don't even need to bother writing. People will only use your article to wipe off any coffee that they happen to accidentally spill due to their caffeine overdose.
End of conversation
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