Yes! MY pot looks cute. Not this abomination you’ve created 
You will! I am now reading about the influence of the Jews in bringing coffee to Europe! "In 1650, a Lebanese known as “Jacob the Jew” founded the first English coffeehouse in Oxford."pic.twitter.com/gwQvbCqIx6
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We Jews ... We know how to take profit from a gap in the market! Will you be writing an essay on Jacob the juden?
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It will be a polemic!
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Will you also provide a tl;Dr version?
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Tea good. Coffee bad.
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If that's your conclusion, you don't even need to bother writing. People will only use your article to wipe off any coffee that they happen to accidentally spill due to their caffeine overdose.
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