Meet my new teapot.
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I think you'll find my passport says I am a British citizen and my birth certificate says I was born in the United Kingdom. So ... Unless you want to go "No True Scotsman" on me, you'll have to accept I'm as British as you are.pic.twitter.com/799b22XdFx
British is not a passport. It's a way of life. A tea-drinking way of life. #FakeBrit
So you're basically saying that I'm an imposter?
You know ... That's a very common anti-Semitic trope Helen.
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#DrinkTeaOrGetOut
Does Mrs Lotak drink tea?
Only herbals. She can't handle caffeine. So no black tea or green tea for her. Just fruitea. I'm glad I now know where I stand with you ... I'll have to watch my back from now on.
You will! I am now reading about the influence of the Jews in bringing coffee to Europe! "In 1650, a Lebanese known as “Jacob the Jew” founded the first English coffeehouse in Oxford."pic.twitter.com/gwQvbCqIx6
We Jews ... We know how to take profit from a gap in the market! Will you be writing an essay on Jacob the juden?
It will be a polemic!
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