Zorro has swallowed and passed and/or regurgitated gloves, scrunchies, socks, toys, and a knit hat. Anything that smells of human is apparently food. #dogsaregross #alsoawesome
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Why do you have scrunchies? XD
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For my flowing locks... on my wigs. He finds them in the park. I have a collection of baby soothers too.
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Why do people own dogs when all they do is eat potentially lethal things and shit them all over their houses?
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They do a lot more than this! They also cuddle and play and protect and love.
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So will an incontinent, elderly relative. Still not sure most people would see all the cleaning up as a plus.
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Wimpy southerner. Mine ate a beer tin. Did whimper a lot when it was coming out to be fair though.
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Mine got into a Jesus Army tent in the park and helped himself to their sandwiches. My mum was too ashamed to fetch him and made her friend do it.

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Shrugs, Jesus could easily knock some more up.
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When I was a kid, our Newfoundland ate a blue frisbee and was pooping blue fragments for days.
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This is a developing drama I'm not sure, I will enjoy the end of.
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I've seen dogs eat used tampons and have them come out the other side. Their digestive systems hardier than people think.
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Of all places. Poor lady.
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My dog's original family had a huge vet bill because he ate balloons. He ate actual money while we had him. My mum found a ragged fiver flying around the garden weeks later.
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My Cat ate grass
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TMI...
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Who among us has never chewed up a puppy’s bed and poo’d it onto your sister’s legs??
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Describing one's own dog is a bit like telling the "aristocrats" joke
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