Noooo! I've had a wonderful time in your country. I was just very tired whilst having it.
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Well, I did three days. But it was fun!
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Do you have earplugs? Noise-cancelling headphones? ....a hammer?
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I have earplugs & headphones and a track of white noise. Might drown them out a bit.
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Better than nothing I suppose....
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First drink order: Vodka neat. Avoid eye contact or any direct interaction with the animals. Repeat drink order.
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The trick is to use negative visualisation: imagine you are travelling home from the antipodes in the age of sail, just before we started adding lime juice to the rum.
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That's what the overhead bins are for!
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It's a long flight. Gives you plenty of time to turn them all into proper classical liberals before you land. Get to work.
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Ommmmm
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Better than 50 babies. Hope you have a decent flight!
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Better than 10 screaming babies...
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Time to start a 22-hour sing-along.
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Don't be so sensitive. What about.... oh... Flight from....Australia....oh....sorry...eehh....have a nice....
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Anxiety meds. Sell them all of them.
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