I wear wild and purposely unmatched neon socks every day. I suspect I'll get at least a couple more months of time in my life by not searching for matching socks.
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You’re so interesting.

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Haha! That sums it all up perfectly.
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Humble folk like me get away with it too. I just call them asymmetric pairs.
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Odd socks convey immortality. When did you last hear of someone dying in odd socks?
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Well, if you **really** need a pair of matching socks, there's always the 'credit card solution'....
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Keep an eye out for spiders, snakes, crocodiles and drop bears
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