Wouldn't you rather know about these things beforehand though?
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I'm not sure I will survive the Aussie sense of humour...
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If it inclines you more kindly to us: spiders are hardly ever in the toilets and hardly ever deadly when they are; dropbears don't drop; and jellyfish do leave the ocean but they just lie on the beach afterwards
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OK! OK! I can survive this!
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They have palm trees. And delicious coffee. You'll LOVE it there!
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Pretty sure I read somewhere about an Australian tea shortage.
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Stop being evil.
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Just trying to up hold national pride. Can't let the Aussies out perform me.
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The jellyfish just paralize you and make you feel an impending sense of doom for like 30 hours but you will survive!
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So it's just like a Monday, basically.
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Yeah we love doing that. But we do it in a friendly way.
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…we are when it counts. If we’re teasing or mocking you it means we think you’ll do just fine. Also it’s the octopuses that leave the ocean and kill you in your sleep; jellyfish do it when you’re awake. They like to smell the fear.
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You'll be most welcome here. And don't worry. Dropbears generally only venture as far as the outer suburbs.
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Its the snakes that are really the problem.
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Australians in general might be nice and helpful, but I'm not so sure about the ones in Sydney
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All Aussies carry a backpack full of hundreds of vials of antivenin to get through a typical day and they will be nice enough to share
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