'I'm fine' will be his last words, I swear. As he sinks beneath the quicksand. OK, that's unlikely but you get the picture.
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And naturally, he's most worried about the bike. On phone, ensuring it gets immediate treatment. Himself? Nah. Bodies are self-fixing.
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Listen to your matriarchy,
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That deserves some
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I've never HP's husband, but from this statement I know he's British.
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If he bumped his head, make sure he goes to the hospital, concussion don't hurt but the damage is done. Don't freak out though, he's fine.
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Ha. I did similar. Went flying over the boot then apologised for scratching their rear quarter panel.
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Hope he's ok, but he sounds like the quintessential Englishman.
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We can't be let out unsupervised

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More evidence that men are bad for their own health too. /s
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Local GP should suffice, no?
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What a nice fella, I hope he is ok, but tell him to get to the doctor.
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Somewhere a radical feminist is yelling that your husband is a victim of toxic masculinity, which is why he’s refused med service.
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Your husband is the biggest MRA ever.https://twitter.com/halalcoholism/status/920772321098399744 …
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When I stood beside the tracks thinking of ending it all, it was the trauma to the train driver's wife that stopped me. Didn't seem fair.
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