You Brits are pretty precious about tea considering your complex art of making the stuff consists of "put teabag in for a bit, add milk".
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Direct quote from Helen: "tea. It leads to nothing good."
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Fuck off, Greenwald.
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Achievement unlocked. Now I can sleep.

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I woke up and laughed at this all over again .

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:Water at 75C or 80C?
:Do I add 4, 5 or 6 spices?
:Milk or tea first? (As if it won't taste dull either way)