Yeah. The cat doesn't need its tail, for Pete's sake.
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I am innocent! The cat fell asleep on top of my gum (which should have been in the bin, yes, OK)
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Gum should be wrapped in tissue and *immediately* placed in the bin.

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Yes, Dave.
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Why are you sticking gum on your cat?!
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He went to sleep on top of it! OK, it should have been in the bin but he has some responsibility too!
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Don't care if this is auto-correct moralism. Henceforth I'm going try to become aerated whenever I might have lapsed into irritation.
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Ha. Aeriated!
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It's a protective layer, no worries. You just need to cover the rest of the cat with gum and everything will be fine.
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Careful, he might transfer it to Nero....
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I will stick gum in your hair and then cut it off & see how you like it.
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I try to keep my aeration down to Saturday nights.
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Some of my greatest childhood haircuts are a result of gum-in-hair. Cats however, have no fashion sense.
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