Tesco man wanted to steal my puppy. Was tempted to let him. Unacceptable amounts of naughtiness going on. His cuteness was his salvation.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Would this tweet still be true if we substituted "puppy" with
@pluckrose_david ? I suspect it would....1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @nevynxxx @pluckrose_david
Alas, he is not cute and the Tesco man would not want him. Otherwise, your suspicions are justified.
4:36 AM - 5 Sep 2017
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