Would this tweet still be true if we substituted "puppy" with @pluckrose_david ? I suspect it would....
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Alas, he is not cute and the Tesco man would not want him. Otherwise, your suspicions are justified.
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You describe my less fluffy, female human (accept she is cuter than your canine)
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Hehe. Babies gonna baby. (No, she isn't)
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Rather embarrassingly, I actually meant "except", but statement still worked with "accept", which somewhat saved my blushes. (yes she is)
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"How harsh is the Matriarchy. Disposable males"
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So long as he didn't try to grab your pussy.
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