Have just offended a window salesman who felt the need to stand on my doorstep & say uncomplimentary things about me through closed door.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I needed Prince. He didn't like it when people did that & let them know. Bloke was a total wanker who felt entitled to my time.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I'm sorry but if you come to my door and try to sell me windows, I will say 'Behold, I already have windows' and shut that door.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I wrapped myself in a towel, goddammit, and claimed to have been in the shower. Any decent person would have fucked off.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I too have reached my limits with people calling and coming to the door. I now tell them, “I buy NOTHING from my front door."
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Replying to @J_indetroit
I had this made but husband keeps 'forgetting' to put it up & locks all tools in the shed with the spiders. I think he thinks it unfriendly.pic.twitter.com/ZjCHU6wTHl
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Replying to @HPluckrose @J_indetroit
I thought I was an antisocial weirdo until I joined Twitter...
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That is your tribe! No meetings, obviously.
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