Dave now in so stole his phone. Him: Morning! Me: Where's your phone?! Him: In my pock...argh! Me: Thanks Him: Good morning? Me: Sure, sure
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Completely understandable. He should've offered you his phone immediatly when he entered the house. -
Especially as his daughter greeted him with 'Daaad! Fix the Wifi?!' before he'd got his motorbike helmet off.
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App won't take me back more than 6 hours so missing loads of notifications. Obv, I'm imagining I missed a tweet of life-changing brilliance.
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Realistically: 'But PoMo is just Marxism' 'Everything is a gynocentric conspiracy to exploit men' *terrible pun* *blasphemy about tea*
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Tea?! Where? Who? Point me in the right direction!
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To Scotland...sorry, North Britain?
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Tweet unavailable
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Sure, ill just pop over.
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You should've been asleep during (approximately) 8 hours of those 10 + 1 hour of getting into & out of bed = barely time to complain about.
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You have never understood me
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If u want thn to me why u will write ur next article bcs I m always lukng forward ur articles
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Sorry, I don't understand
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Bcs ur thoughts and writing wth representations just lovly and powerful.. That's why I told in a joke way plz dnt angry upon me mam
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But I prayed for no WiFi. There is no "I" in wife. Or very few. WiFi interferes with proper wifing.
#PoorDaveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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1) unplug everything & plug back in, inc toaster 2) hang garlic on router, & prob toaster too, 3) call & threaten ISP 4) yell at everybody.
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