Often the best reply to an absurd analogy is another absurd analogy.
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that's absolutely fine as long as the tomato consents.
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Seems a bit possessive.
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Go to bed with you fending off trains full of lascivious Sun-readers and wake to you discussing sex with a tomato. Thank you for being you.
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That's beautiful.
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This is possibly the best line I've ever read on twitter
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