However, I'm still a lot heavier so if it comes to it, I can just sit on her
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'Tis a tried and trusted tactic, sitting on people. Passed down from one generation to the next. I approve.

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But then I'm the guy that sat on someone for long enough tickling them that I made them pee themselves at work, so there is that.

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It's like Darth Vader and Obi-Wan fighting on the Death Star. Only without you becoming a ghost. And her killing billions of people.
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