I do wish people would realise that being able to write essays people like doesn't make one able to set up online accounts without disaster.
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Also a bad time for the cat to sink his teeth into my ankle for absolutely no reason and I regret nothing abt dumping cold tea on his head
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Taking deep breaths. Technologically-induced rage subsiding. I am calm. I am serene. I am one with nature.pic.twitter.com/8KlZJD5WLP
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Told a cold-caller I was a hit man for an outfit that kills call-centre workers for rich people who don't like being interrupted yesterday
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Surprisingly, I haven't been bothered by Jehovah's Witnesses in years. Mormons, on the other hand...
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Haha! Awesome...
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I wish Jehova Witnesses would talk to be. That might be fun. But the one time I opened the thoor for them they gave me a brochure and left
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