U didn't honestly think u cld buy urself a toy like that without ur father getting involved, did you? I'm sure he'll give it back eventuallypic.twitter.com/KyxqngZjMo
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Lucy has now got her Nerf bow back & used it to avenge me.
Some schools of moral philosophy might disagree with this assessment.
Two words.
Mars Bars.
#PunchingUp 
I'm not getting a divorce just so I can fire Nerf darts.
I think it's the law of nerf and water guns to shoot your wife/girlfriend. It's in the adult instructions.
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