I've lost the washing. All of it. Not sure how but there's nothing in the laundry basket, nothing on spare room bed & no-one has any clothes
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I once returned from the laundrette and took out the trash. In the morning I woke up to find out I had actually thrown out all my clothes.
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Before it was collected?!
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Nope. I was extremely unlucky. They had actually collected it. So I had to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe.
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Shit! You win.
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Shouldn't your kid have rolled her eyes, sighed dramatically, and told her mommy dearest where they were?
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Isn't that what those young'uns are good for?
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She'd need to be more observant than me & that is not the case.
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Well, I lost a laptop computer in a 4-room flat... took me 3 days to find it stacked under another laptop computer.
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Bonus points if you can ping the box on the network, but have no idea, where it physically stands! ;)
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Hör' auf. Ich bin offensichtlich so überfordert davon, verschiedene Tunnelverbindungen zu haben, daß ich schon die Telefonanlage der zweig-
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stelle komplett umkonfiguriert habe; haben wollte ich die der Hauptniederlassung ^^
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Helens found the washing She left it where's she's noshing. It slipped her mind to press rewind To when the rain was sloshing.
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And here we were going to say, Well you'll all just have to walk around starkers.
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I knew it!!!! Impossible.
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so you hidden it
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