I've lost the washing. All of it. Not sure how but there's nothing in the laundry basket, nothing on spare room bed & no-one has any clothes
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I'm liking your husband very much!
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Can we see more of him?
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No. The matriarchy has just ruled that he is banned from social media.
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My next question was gonna be "can we see less of you". But I guess you've already answered that.
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Awww. I'm sorry Helen.

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no I will not shut up
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