I have found the washing. Piled up in the kitchen coz it rained when on line. I've been walking past it for two days.
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I once returned from the laundrette and took out the trash. In the morning I woke up to find out I had actually thrown out all my clothes.
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Before it was collected?!
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Nope. I was extremely unlucky. They had actually collected it. So I had to go out and buy a whole new wardrobe.
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Shit! You win.
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did you look in the freezer


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Shut up. Be useful instead. Have you seen washing lying around anywhere?
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I'm liking your husband very much!
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Can we see more of him?
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No. The matriarchy has just ruled that he is banned from social media.
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My next question was gonna be "can we see less of you". But I guess you've already answered that.
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Transition 2 male, move 2 India, join sky-clad Jain monk sect. Sorted.
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Iona likes to think outside the box. Way, way outside the box. You can't even see the box. ;-)
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Oh, she's being funny. Humour dies on Twitter.
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I can still detect the box on sensors, from standard orbit, in my warp ship.
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Yes, but it's just a quantum box. Schrödinger's box.
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I think it might be a teapot, now I look more closely.
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