An elderly Indian lady wants me to provide guidance on English cooking. 1/2
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Due to my internalised Anglophobia re:cuisine, following centuries of French cruelty, I took some convincing she was serious about this. 2/2
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Have you checked that she isn't suffering from dementia?
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Replying to @BristolBen
She wishes to experience Toad in the Hole and stew with dumplings. Clearly her mind is functioning perfectly.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Yes, she might be fine. It could simply be ignorance of British cuisine. People at first don't realise the extent of the problem.
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
I've heard that many of the convicts who were exiled to the penal colonies in Australia committed their crimes to escape the British cuisine
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