An elderly Indian lady wants me to provide guidance on English cooking. 1/2
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Have you checked that she isn't suffering from dementia?
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She wishes to experience Toad in the Hole and stew with dumplings. Clearly her mind is functioning perfectly.
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Yes, she might be fine. It could simply be ignorance of British cuisine. People at first don't realise the extent of the problem.
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I will not allow you to murderously construct my English identity with your genocidal French narrative.
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That made me think: perhaps British cuisine is Post Modern
An ironic take on cooking food?Deconstructing tastebuds as social constructs? -
You are giving them to much credit. It's simply culinary Nihilism. They don't believe edible food exists.
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So I thought! But I'm going to take a second look at this.

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Just be careful!
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Tricky: you'll have to convince her that there isn't a secret spice called 'Bland'....
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Well, breakfast will be easy, at least. English culinary dinner horrors can wait...
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I'm Dutch. I feel your pain
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