See, I would do the housework & Cook dinner but how can I move him. A takeaway it is.pic.twitter.com/XvBfruYiBG
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He takes himself very seriously so you should never, ever do this to him.pic.twitter.com/JaHq1rckC0
Oh, that reminds me to buy antlers for christmas :-)
They're always good. Here is Mikey from couple years ago. She has no dignity at all tho so its OK.
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Hmm. as my dog is called Dalek, he shouldn't be to worried about dignity.. :-)
Sausage IS a deep philosophical issue.
I have been corrected on my anthropocentric assumption and will endeavour to think more doggily in future.
Is the sausage even real or is it just a creation of my brain ? What is moraly acceptable to get sausage ? Is barking too much ?
I suspect that, for dogs, sausages (and related meat products) *are* a deep philosophical issue.
I can't believe you didn't tag @IonaItalia for the free karma. 
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