The child is refusing to evict a massive spider on the grounds that its pouring with rain & it could drown.
#FuckSpiderWelfare
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I can only assume she wishes to hear the story of the incredibly painful labour & delivery I had on her behalf again. I shld've video'd it.
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Course, if the cat were to be accidentally shut in the loo with it, the problem would be taken care of & I'd not have to pee in the bath.
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