The child is refusing to evict a massive spider on the grounds that its pouring with rain & it could drown.
#FuckSpiderWelfare
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Course, if the cat were to be accidentally shut in the loo with it, the problem would be taken care of & I'd not have to pee in the bath.
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Tell her spiders thrive in water. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_bell_spider …
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Yes!!! A practical plan!
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NO!
Since she is female, I think I can side with her.
Buy this.pic.twitter.com/7IQ84ebHBK
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Good plan! I can slap her with it until she takes out the spider.
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Don't you have a irl version of your twitter post about feminism?
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Oh, and my sister always finds the offer to show her stretch marks effective.
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