I understand that some people cannot help being stupid and annoying. They can help doing it near me tho. #NotHavingIt #BollocksToYa
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The highlight of my morning of forced interaction with other homo sapiens was when a canis familiaris wandered in.
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Of course, she was ushered out again immediately and the likeability levels in the room swiftly returned to zero.
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But I remained warm & courteous. I deserve a bloody medal. The humans will never know my inner rage & loathing. Unless they're on Twitter
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I have now had 4 hours of solitude & several gallons of tea & my usual sweet & sunny disposition has been restoredpic.twitter.com/mTBaWEg5kA
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The husband just read that my sweet and sunny nature has been restored & gave what can only be described as a derisive snort. He denies thispic.twitter.com/raL2DQTqgc
End of conversation
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*cough* isn't that your regular mood *cough* *runs away*
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