Look, marriage to a brilliant woman dedicated to fixing the world might result in your birthday presents being wrapped in Xmas paper. Deal.
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Well, you lot do make me feel a lot more adequate. Here I was thinking I didn't do enough. If my house complains, I'll show them this thread
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My mother has this in her kitchen. I am carrying on the tradition.pic.twitter.com/hC83VNVvKh
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If it mkaes you feel any better my partner is bloody useless at being a woman too. She can wrap though, so there is that.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm taking Dave's side on this one.

(Ok,we have no chance of winning this battle but let us do a bit of chest beating please. We need it sometimes)