Next door's puppy got into our garden.Reassured neighbour no need to apologise. But she just stood there. So I had to give the puppy back.
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So... (drum roll, please)... your neighbour didn't even say: "Smell my spaniel"?!
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I'd like to formally withdraw that joke. I was going through a difficult time in my life when I cracked it.
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I didn't get it!
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A Tim Farron reference. I'm reduced to Tim Farron references.
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He was overheard - yesterday, I think - unaccountably uttering the phrase "smell my spaniel" to someone in a crowd.
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