Ha! Having a young daughter of my own, I always read your domestic posts w considerable fear and trepidation.
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Your angelic little cherub will never be a horrible teenager! Nope. Won't happen. ;-)
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She's already a terrible two at one-and-a-half! It's coming, believe me!
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We all think that at around 18 months but then the twos come and you realise it was nothing in comparison.
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Then when the twos end & you expect some respite, you find the threes are worse coz still tantrums but now less distractable & more words
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But 4-10 are much easier!
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Your daughter strikes me as a chip off the old block--that is to say, awesome!
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She'd hate that so much.... But I thank you!
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Excuse me, Helen, but how can you be so sure it wouldn't have happened again if your child wasn't so assiduous in reminding you?
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That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me on twitter all week.
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More than a year back my dog found some cat food on a patio in the neighbourhood. Once. He still checks the place when we pass. Each time.
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Once, when I was 9 my mother forgot to swap the clean/dirty magnets around on the dishwasher. I asked for confirmation for the next decade.
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our children always reminds us. The first words they say to us are not "hello" or "Hi". It is "what's for dinner". Ingrates!
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Kids now how to get a rise out of Mum and Dad
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If tell her no, sink or swim... But I've been called an asshole so maybe I'm not the best to give parental advice.
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I'd* not if damn autocorrect
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Have you tried having a word? I don't think that's acceptable at all
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tell her to go forage for food in the forest.
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