The only thing that rouses me to a similar level of rage as Twitter is my printer. It hates me &wants me to have a stroke.Where's my hammer?
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Takes me back to having a tiny baby that won't stop crying & u don't know why. Printer shld remember it has no right to my love & protection
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Have you tried hitting it and cursing loudly? That almost always works for me
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It has paper! It has all the paper it could possibly want! It just wants to drive me insane!
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You've obviously been buying those unauthorized refill cartridges. You're abusing your printer and blaming others for when it suffers.
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I don't have one anymore. Fortunately I have shit hot ones at work that other people fight with for me. They are bastard machines.
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all IT work is 50% printers. I'm not joking.
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have you tried walking him?
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Blame the patriarchy.
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I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I bought my printer purely because it turns itself off every evening, and on every morning.
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